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Laughter is the Best Decoration: 45 Funny Letter Board Quotes to Brighten Up Your Home

Are you tired of having a blank letter board staring at you, begging to be filled with humor and wit? Look no further! We’ve got 45 hilarious quotes to inspire you to create a laugh-out-loud masterpiece that’ll make your friends green with envy.

Getting Older, But Not Wiser

1. One day you’re not old, and the next day you have a favorite grocery store.
2. My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, “I know right!”

Coffee, Cookies, and Other Vices

3. Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.
4. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
5. Drink some water, you beautiful and capable dehydrated bitch.

Adulting Struggles

6. My housekeeping style is best described as “there appears to have been a struggle.”
7. I was born to be wild, but only until 9 pm or so…
8. I like to think money wouldn’t change me, yet when I’m winning Monopoly, I’m a terrible person.

Life’s Little Quirks

9. Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
10. The hardest 3 things to say: 1. I was wrong. 2. I need help. 3. Worcestershire sauce.
11. I pee when I cough because of you. — Love, Mom.

Puns and Wordplay

12. Keep it in your plants.
13. If a cookie falls on the floor and you pick it up… that’s a squat, right?
14. The grass is not greener. They used a filter.
15. Mirror: You look cute. Front camera: What the f*ck is this?

Childhood Memories

16. Going to bed early. Not leaving my house. Required naps. My childhood punishments are now my adult goals.
17. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Modern Life

18. So it turns out being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
19. Currently experiencing life at 30 WTFs per hour.
20. My personal style these days can best be described as “Didn’t expect to get out of the car.”

Food for Thought

21. My greatest dream is to eat all of the food in The Very Hungry Caterpillar and then sleep in a cocoon for 2 weeks.
22. Every day can be Taco Tuesday if you just believe.
23. My Disney princess name would be Taco Belle.

Random Musings

24. Ya basic.
25. If you like pina coladas and getting songs stuck in your head.
26. If you can’t say anything nice, say it as a question.
27. Went outside today — Hot. Bugs. People. Zero stars — do not recommend.
28. Behind every great woman is a Pilates teacher telling her to relax her shoulders.
29. I was going to throw in the towel, but then remembered how much laundry I already have.
30. I’m still waiting for the fairy tale scene where the animals clean everything for me.

Self-Reflection

31. “I wish I would’ve checked myself.” — Guy who wrecked himself.
32. I am the human version of tangled headphones.
33. I’m so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of taxes. Really handy this parallelogram season.
34. Today’s affirmation: Your hair is so much better than it was in middle school.
35. I thought my anxiety had imagined every worst-case scenario, but this year has given it some new material to work with.

The Rest

36. My jeans probably think I died. — 2020.
37. Everything is a bed if you try hard enough.
38. Why isn’t anyone talking about how long it takes to write on these boards?
39. I’m gonna need you to be strong today… I whisper to my coffee.
40. Wednesdays are the middle finger of the week.
41. Don’t read the next sentence. You rebel. I like you.
42. Like a good neighbor, stay over there.
43. I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would just be proud of me.
44. Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting.
45. One day you’re not old, and the next day you have a favorite grocery store.