The Lowdown on Post-Sex Cleanup

Don’t Let the Mess Get the Best of You

Sex can get messy, but with the right techniques and tools, you can easily clean up and enjoy a stress-free post-coitus experience.

The Importance of Peeing After Sex

Peeing after sex is crucial, especially for those prone to urinary tract infections (UTIs). Bacteria from outside the body can enter the urethra during sex and cause a UTI. Peeing helps flush out bacteria and reduce the risk of infection.

Rinsing Your Bits: A Gentle Approach

For penises:

• Gently wash with fragrance-free soap in the shower or sink.
• If you have an intact foreskin, roll it back and rinse to prevent semen or bacteria buildup.

For vulvas:

• Gently wipe clean with a damp, soap-free washcloth.
• Remember, the vagina is self-cleaning, so avoid scooping, scrubbing, or scraping.

Post-Anal Play Cleanup: Extra Care Required

Anal play can introduce bacteria into the body, increasing the risk of infection. Clean your bits thoroughly, and shower as soon as possible. If you used a condom or finger condom/glove, clean your head well, especially if you have foreskin.

Period Sex: Don’t Let Blood Stains Get You Down

If you’re having period sex:

• Lay down a towel or moisture-proof blanket to prevent mess.
• Rinse sheets with cold water, scrub out blood, and use stain remover.
• Regularly clean your body with warm water and gentle soap.

Toy Maintenance 101

Wash toys made of:

• Porous materials: Immediately with lukewarm water and mild soap.
• Non-porous materials like silicone, stainless steel, or glass: Wipe down with a wet cloth and dry.

Sheet-Saving Tips for Common Stains

For:

• Semen: Use an enzyme neutralizer before washing, and blot dry stains with baking powder.
• Vaginal fluid/sweat/spit/urine: Rinse under cold water, then use enzyme-neutralizing spray or hydrogen peroxide.
• Water-based lube: Soak in salt and vinegar before washing.
• Silicone-based lube: Use dish soap or generic stain remover, and scrub thoroughly.
• Poop: Rinse or brush off with cold water, then treat smears with bleach and hot water.

Invest in a Stress-Free Cleanup

With a little foresight, you can enjoy a post-coitus cuddle session without worrying about the mess. Invest in:

• Extra towels
• A water-resistant blanket
• A mattress protector
• Fragrance-free baby wipes
• Sex toy cleansing spray

By following these expert tips, you can keep your bits, toys, and sheets fresh and clean, and enjoy a stress-free post-sex experience.