The Lowdown on Post-Sex Cleanup: Expert Tips for a Fresh Start
Don’t Let the Mess Get the Best of You
When it comes to sex, things can get messy. But don’t let the aftermath ruin the moment. With expert advice from OB/GYNs and sex educators, we’ve got you covered on how to clean up after sex, handle period play, and maintain your toys.
The Importance of Peeing After Sex
Going to the bathroom post-romp is crucial, especially for those prone to urinary tract infections (UTIs). Bacteria from outside the body can enter the urethra during sex and cause a UTI. Peeing helps flush out bacteria and reduce the risk of infection.
Rinsing Your Bits: A Gentle Approach
For penises, gently wash with fragrance-free soap in the shower or sink. If you have an intact foreskin, roll it back and rinse to prevent semen or bacteria buildup. For vulvas, gently wipe clean with a damp, soap-free washcloth. Remember, the vagina is self-cleaning, so avoid scooping, scrubbing, or scraping.
Post-Anal Play Cleanup: Extra Care Required
Anal play can introduce bacteria into the body, increasing the risk of infection. Clean your bits thoroughly, and shower as soon as possible. If you used a condom or finger condom/glove, clean your head well, especially if you have foreskin.
Period Sex: Don’t Let Blood Stains Get You Down
If you’re having period sex, lay down a towel or moisture-proof blanket to prevent mess. Rinse sheets with cold water, scrub out blood, and use stain remover. Regularly clean your body with warm water and gentle soap.
Toy Maintenance 101
Wash toys made of porous materials immediately with lukewarm water and mild soap. Non-porous materials like silicone, stainless steel, or glass can be wiped down with a wet cloth and dried.
Sheet-Saving Tips for Common Stains
- Semen: Use an enzyme neutralizer before washing, and blot dry stains with baking powder.
- Vaginal fluid/sweat/spit/urine: Rinse under cold water, then use enzyme-neutralizing spray or hydrogen peroxide.
- Water-based lube: Soak in salt and vinegar before washing.
- Silicone-based lube: Use dish soap or generic stain remover, and scrub thoroughly.
- Poop: Rinse or brush off with cold water, then treat smears with bleach and hot water.
Invest in a Stress-Free Cleanup
With a little foresight, you can enjoy a post-coitus cuddle session without worrying about the mess. Invest in extra towels, a water-resistant blanket, a mattress protector, fragrance-free baby wipes, and sex toy cleansing spray.
By following these expert tips, you can keep your bits, toys, and sheets fresh and clean, and enjoy a stress-free post-sex experience.
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