The Anatomy of a Cringeworthy Conversation Starter
Dating App Disasters
Illustrator Emmie Tsumura has seen it all – or so it seems. Her time on dating apps has yielded a treasure trove of cringe-inducing pickup lines, tiger selfies, and an unhealthy obsession with the winking face emoji. But what’s behind this phenomenon?
The Rise of the Cheesy Chat-Up
Tsumura’s Instagram account, ok_cucumber, showcases the most egregious offenders, leaving us wondering: have these tactics ever actually worked for anyone? From awkwardly phrased come-ons to blatant objectification, these conversation starters are equal parts baffling and hilarious.
A Catalog of Catastrophes
Take, for instance, the infamous “Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes” line, or the more direct “Want to grab a drink and see where the night takes us?” – both of which are guaranteed to elicit an eye-roll. And then there are the tiger selfies, because, apparently, posing with a wild animal is the ultimate symbol of masculinity.
Laughter as Catharsis
Tsumura’s account offers a much-needed respite from the drudgery of swiping through dating apps. It’s a chance to revel in the absurdity of it all, to commiserate with fellow daters who’ve endured similar horrors. So go ahead, scroll through ok_cucumber, and let the collective groan of embarrassment wash over you.
Leave a Reply