Sex, Accidents, and the Unplanned Cost of a Night In: Lessons Learned

The Unplanned Cost of a Night In

When it comes to sex, accidents can happen to anyone, regardless of how responsible they may be. And when they do, it’s essential to be prepared for the unexpected.

A Chaotic Response

I remember the night I ended up in the ER with a dislocated kneecap. The combination of embarrassment and shock led to a chaotic response. My initial instinct was to shut down and avoid giving details, but that would have worked against my best interests. Instead, I learned some valuable lessons about being prepared for emergencies.

A Night In Gone Wrong

My boyfriend and I had been hosting dinner parties instead of going out to bars. On the night of the incident, we had a relatively tame evening at home, enjoying homemade pizza and wine with friends. As the night drew to a close, we decided to cap it off with a quick romp in the bedroom. But things took an unexpected turn when my kneecap dislocated during missionary sex.

The Comedy of Errors

What followed was a series of mishaps, including howling in pain, getting carried out of the house wrapped in a tarp, and a three-hour wait to get to the hospital. The medical bills that followed were shocking – over $4,000 for the ambulance ride, ER visit, orthopedic appointments, and physical therapy.

Lessons Learned

Looking back, I realize how unprepared I was for an emergency like this. Here are some key takeaways:

Get Health Insurance

Having health insurance was a lifesaver. Without it, the costs would have been catastrophic.

Emergency Funds Are Essential

Having an emergency fund helped me cover the costs of knee braces, crutches, medication, and other supplies. It’s crucial to set aside money for unexpected expenses.

Ask Questions

Don’t be afraid to ask questions, even if you’re embarrassed. Medical professionals can provide valuable guidance and help you navigate the situation.

Follow Directions

Following doctor’s orders may seem obvious, but it’s crucial for a speedy recovery. By doing so, I was able to recover quickly and save money on physical therapy sessions.

Stay Calm and Prepared

If you ever find yourself in a similar situation, remember to stay calm, ask questions, and follow directions. It may not be easy, but it’s worth it in the long run. And who knows, you might just have a great story to share at your next girls’ night out.

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